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Yogurt Is Killing Us


Everyone is eating yogurt. Especially Greek yogurt. Greek yogurt is very popular.  The Greeks finally found something they are good at besides opening diners.  I know the Greeks also founded civilization. But that was a while ago.  Once the Greeks gave us mathematics. Now they give us yogurt.

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Brian. Scott. McFadden.


I’ve recently been informed that in order to remain a citizen I must start a blog. I was also told that if I don’t start a blog, I will catch rickets & die. I dont really know what rickets are. And I dont want to die of rickets. So I’ve decided to start a blog. I figure if this blog saves me from dying of rickets it will be worth it.

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